It's a smirky story which I will not relate here, but I was given a huge boob cake for my graduation party. I now officially have a Master's in English and I was expecting perhaps the IPA or a cardboard hat or something like that. But I got a pink set of boobs (chocolate inside) with a lacy demi bra and big pink nipples. "Congratulations" on top, "Diep" below.
What was I being congratulated on, exactly? What would you guess if you just walked in as I was carefully cutting out the left areola? That I was a (future) practicing agent, or a past patient? That the boob cake was on sale?
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